X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Was That It? 5

I’m not saying I didn’t like the movie. But when the credits came and we all turned to each other for the verdict, the unanimous answer was an unenthusiastic “It was good”, except for maybe one person who said “It was really good” but I suspect it had more to do with her lust for Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds and the guy who played Gambit. In any case, it wasn’t a bad movie, it just did not live up to its character’s iconic status.

Let me explain what I mean.

Wolverine’s a troubled guy, right? He’s supposed to be this deep character full of personal conflicts and a tormented past of which he can’t be sure of on account of the countless memory alterations. He’s been manipulated with, experimented on, scarred, screwed over and forsaken by the woman he loved. His emotions should be as impenetrable as the adamantium bound to his bones – kind of like a mutant James Dean.

In other words, Wolverine is bad-ass, like Christian Bale’s Batman, who too, because of his dark past rises from the ashes a brooding, complex character. But where Chris Nolan’s Batman was able to convey that contemplative, morose, anti-hero persona at a profound level, Wolverine’s people took no measures to embed any depth to his personal struggles.

I know it’s not really fair to compare Wolverine to the Batman franchise, because they aren’t meant to be similar in nature (or are they?) If anything, the characters are from two opposing camps (Marvel vs. DC) so of course creating similarities would be rather pointless.

I just wish the writers had been clever enough to come up with memorable quotes that might be applicable to real life (Batman had a ton of them), something I could use to make myself sound smarter in conversations about our flawed society and the human condition (ie: “Some men just want to watch the world burn”). Wolverine provided no such insights. Instead, all I kept hearing were cheap clichés like “You want him? You got him” or “Look what the cat brought in.” After several of such trite sentences, I stopped hoping for anything exceptional.

And what a shame that is. For this here’s a guy who’s endured so much strife, who operates like a one-man army against antagonists from all angles – including from within himself – yet is given no chance at self-reflection and personal revelations. Surely he must have a shipload of wisdom to dispense, or something a bit more impactful and significant to say than “How about I cut your goddamn head off? See if that works?”

No, says one of my Wolverine insiders, that’s how he is in the comics – he doesn’t say much. He says things like “Bub”. Ok fair enough, so Wolvie’s a man of few words. Fine. But what about all the other characters? For example, the old man who owned the barn. Old guys tend to have wise things to say. In Batman it was usually Alfred who steered Bruce towards enlightenment. In Spiderman, Uncle Ben told Peter Parker “With great power comes great responsibility.” I thought for sure this elder and his wife would give Wolverine something remarkable to remember after their meeting. But no, they abruptly get shot and that’s the end of them. Another opportunity unused.

I can already hear people objecting to my emphasis on the importance of “words” when a movie is really all about the storyline. Who cares about quotes and intelligent-sounding sentences? It’s all about the kick-ass plot.

Fair enough. For people who just expect a generic story interspersed with some slightly cool action sequences (and a very lame fiery explosion scene with a slow-mo Wolverine walking away unscathed), then the movie shouldn’t really dissappoint. If you’re just there to pass the time with two-hours of standard entertainment, you’ve got nothing to complain about.

But I was truly hoping for more. I hoped for something deeper, with more psychological impact, something that would imprint the story of Wolverine with a tad more substance. If a movie is going to establish itself in any meaningful way, it has to have something meaningful to say. If not literally, then at least metaphorically, or symbolically.

I did appreciate a few things about the film though. In particular, the scene where Wolverine’s girlfriend tells him the story of why the moon is so lonely. That was quite touching – almost made me shed a tear. I also found Victor Creed quite scary and ruthless (a nice performance by Liev Schreiber) and the way he charged on all fours amused me greatly. Ryan Reynolds had huge arms – that was quite exciting. (Ok seriously, I didn’t actually care about that last one but it was worth mentioning).

Still, the potential to be something greater was grossly missed. Wolverine could’ve been more than just a man on the run, more than just a witless warrior embroiled in a stranglehold of violence and self-preservation. It reminds me of that part in Batman Begins when Liam Neeson (as Henri Ducard) explains to Bruce Wayne that  “A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you, then you become something else entirely.”

Which is?

A legend.

And what exactly did Wolverine become at the end of the film?

I don’t remember.

5 More Actors I Would Pay to See 2

1. Robert Pattinson

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When I created the original 25 actors list, I hadn’t yet seen Twilight. If I did, I wouldn’t have ignorantly excluded Robert Pattinson from the list, because his Edward Cullen character could induce me to watch any movie, no matter how bad it was. I’m a bit ashamed to admit that I have indeed boarded the Pattinson bandwagon but it’s because he plays such a studly vampire – yes, even hotter than Brad Pitt’s take on the nightly creature. Ok, here’s the truth, I kind of created this list, JUST so I could put Robert Pattinson on it. That’s how crazy this whole thing has gotten.

2. Milo Ventimiglia

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I first saw him in Gilmore Girls where he didn’t really do anything for me. Then suddenly, his hotness-meter peaked the minute he appeared on Heroes – maybe it was the hair, maybe it was his conflicted personality, maybe it was because he possessed the best power on the show. Whatever it was it sure sparked my attraction for short guys with crooked smiles. For all the dudes, Milo’s living proof that you don’t need to be 6’1 or have the body of a wrestler to win hearts – all you need to do is work those mutant super powers!

3. Michael Rosenbaum

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Michael is on the list because after he left Smallville I haven’t seen him since. And that’s a shame because his talent is remarkable, at least when it comes to portraying the legendary villain Lex Luthor, which is more or the less the only role I’ve seen him in. He dressed up as a woman in Sorority Boys, but that was so long ago it no longer counts. He was also in Sweet November, but that movie was so bad I choose to discount it. I’d rather look forward to his future work, where hopefully he won’t have any hair, because he makes the best-looking bald guy ever.

4. Bill Hader

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Comics are quite popular on my lists because funny guys are the best guys (though nice guys finish first). Bill Hader is hilarious! I’ve sat through the most inane movies just because he was in them, (ie: Hot Rod) for he never fails to do or say anything un-funny. I just love his zany facial expressions and that absurd high-pitched voice he makes. He’s one of those guys with that unique sense of humour, who’s instantly recognizable but isn’t yet a household name. He’s currently an SNL alum which is pretty much home to the new generation’s crop of cool comedians.

5. Taylor Kitsch

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I know there’s a disproportionate amount of hot men on my lists, but I swear it’s just a coincidence – I’m not that superficial! But… but I will readily admit that Taylor Kitsch is on the list precisely for his good looks. He plays Gambit in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which was the first time I’ve seen him and frankly, I look forward to seeing a whole lot more!

Fashion Friday: Hot Minis! 4

Oh no, I still haven’t seen a decent movie to review and here’s another image-filled post – I’m running the risk of this site turning into a girly-girl gossip blog – which it is NOT!

But nonetheless, it is Friday… so this calls for another fashion entry. The good news is, the following pictures are smokin’! Let’s check them out:

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Initial reactions? Wow! Hot! Zoink! Zap! B looks phenomenal in this mullet-inspired number (note: this is the only acceptable mullet look). It’s a ravishing dress that might look ridiculous on less blessed bodies, (blessed with a personal trainer that is!) but Beyonce makes it divine, though I could do without that holy trail.

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Damn Scotty, I always thought Zoe Saldana was cute, but this dress just beamed up the Star Trek starlet into super-sexy siren status! Simply out of this world. In fact, those aren’t sparkles on her dress, it’s a freakin galaxy! A galaxy of awesomeness!

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Bar Rafaeli has two good things going for her at the moment: Being Leonardo DiCaprio’s main squeeze and that scene-stealing metallic masterpiece wrapped around her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model body. No, there’s no envy here whatsoever.

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Hmm. Compared to the three pics above this picture seems kinda misplaced. I mean it’s good, it’s just not as great. I would reserve the Morticia Adam’s hair for another affair and maybe add some bling to make the dress a zinger. But it’s Rachel Bilson! Any excuse to feature her on this blog is good with me. And… the blue colour is nice!

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Ok before you get all up in my grill about catering to pre-pubescents and pedophiles, let me just say that I don’t discriminate when it comes to good style. And this dress is too fantabulous to not be featured! But damn it, I hate the look of shoulders on steroids – big shoulders are the current ridiculous fashion trend again (when will they learn?!) But compared to the other over-sized monstrosities out there, this is actually tasteful and suitable. Well done Miley! Well…done.

So that wraps up another fashion Friday… I’ll be sure to bring you more stuntastic styles next week, but in the meantime, feel free to subscribe to my RSS feed for more movie news fun!


5 Young Actresses Who Don’t Annoy Me 9

I’m not a hater, really I’m not.

But the implicit message is clear: Young Hollywood annoys me! Maybe it’s overexposure (in the tabloids, blogs, and bad movies). Maybe there’s little variation in levels of talent, or (although unlikely) maybe I’m just jealous.

But there are still some famous female faces who don’t trigger the ‘hater!’ alert, who don’t grind my gears and most importantly, who have no effect on my flimsy ego.

Here they are:

1. Kristin Kreuk

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I will always love Kristin! Even if she keeps limiting her potential by picking the worst projects, such as Street Fighter which I hated, or Partition, which was so low-key I’m not sure if anyone’s seen it. She’s still the classic A-girl for her work in Edgemont and Smallville – in fact she was my main reason for watching them (this had nothing to do with her being one of the most surreally beautiful people on the planet). Not sure how much longer she’ll stay in the acting game though, as she’s currently devoted to Girls By Design, a project for young female empowerment, as well other humanitarian causes as seen through her youtube vids. That might be good for me, as it would bring her down to the level of “normal” people, and maybe increase my chances of actually meeting her!

2. Kat Dennings

The entries on her blog seem to be self-written, her candor is unexpected, there’s no snobbery of any sort, no entourage or drunken party pics, just the musings of a quirky, imaginative and personable girl who makes Youtube videos and rambles on Twitter – it’s like you kind of know her! (Yeah, riiight…) She’s had some prominent roles (Charlie Bartlett, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist) but none that have thrusted her too starkly into superstardom. But with her talent and appeal, I predict some mightier scripts coming her way – so appreciate her now while she’s still approachable, and low on the ego.

3. Kristen Bell

My boyfriend loves her, but so do I. Because although she is beautiful, she’s not perfect and thus, non-threatening. Apart from that useless tidbit of info, she was first-rate in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, for her comical cuteness which really made her endearing despite playing the antagonist. Guest appearances on Heroes also found her extremely likable for being a bad-ass who was really just vulnerable underneath it all. Plus, she teamed up with Sylar which made her extra cool by association (at least until he… you know).

4. Rosario Dawson

Seeing her in Seven Pounds put her firmly on my radar and I’ve since declared her under-rated. Sure I’ve never really seen any of her other movies, but that doesn’t mean I won’t watch her future films. Wait, actually I have seen Sin City, so there you go, I do have a basis upon which to judge her talent. Interviews and photos demonstrate her down-to-earthness and a natural affinity for being herself – which is always a welcome change in a world of superficial clones.

5. Hayden Panettiere

She plays a beautiful blond cheerleader and she’s dating Heroes superstar Milo Ventimiglia. Logic dictates I should be oozing envy – but I’m not (I’m not like that!) Truth is, she’s  a great actress – when Claire Bennet cries, so do I. Plus, I do give her props for snagging Peter Petrelli – he is the hottest cast member after all! She’s making the big-screen leap later this year in I Love You, Beth Cooper, but this isn’t her first major film role. Go back and watch Remember the Titans and you’ll see why she’s a big timer. (Update: I just found out her and Milo split up 3 months ago. As you can see, I don’t follow celebrity gossip!)

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Honestly, I never really cared too much for Transformers, but I know it’ll be huge and unavoidable, and most likely entertaining so I suppose I’ll watch it. (Besides, what kind of loser “movie critic” would I be if I didn’t see it?) However, I sorta wish it featured a male equivalent of Megan Fox. Although, they do have Josh Duhamel, Tyrese and Shia Labeouf… I mean I guess that’s cool enough.

Post Grad Trailer (for all you post-grad failures!) 0

Oh my god, saw this trailer and it almost tugged at my tear-chords (almost!) It’s another quarter-life crisis thing, this time from a more girly, mainstream perspective.

I’ll admit, it does look a tad cheesy and I can already predict what’s going to happen (she’ll realize she loves her BGF and she’ll probably get a job) but I will STILL watch this because…

It stars Alexis Bledel and I’ve always been quite fond of her.
And of course, I can kind of relate to it, which is something I tend to like in movies.
If done right, it’ll probably make me cry!

(Update: I saw this movie on a plane. It was terrible. But it put me to sleep, which was good for my 13 hour ride.)

I Must Confess… I’m One of THEM 6

I have a confession that could potentially undermine my credibility as a non-professional film critic and alienate me at future dinner conversations with friends and respected acquaintances – an admission that will surely leave me open to all sorts of ridicule and maybe even social condemnation, but here it is:

I am a Twilight fan.

There I did it. It’s admitted. But I could feel my rationality receding in embarrassment, along with my band of former supporters. Hmm… my approval ratings have dropped. The applause has stopped. I almost feel like I’m standing alone on an empty stage, under the bright spotlight of scrutiny.

An explanation is required.

Two words: Edward Cullen.

Four words: Edward Cullen – so hot.

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I used to see Robert Pattinson in pictures and I just couldn’t get why girls went so ga-ga over him. He was just not that attractive! And what was the deal with Twilight? Why was it invoking such dramatic heights of hysteria? “I would never be one of those girls” I assured myself, “Those are some weird-ass beeches!” I saw it as just another Highschool Musical/Hannah Montana/Jonas Bros craze that afflicted only the young or drug-induced. Those tweens and teeny-boppers of the new-aged Disney generation whose collective obsessions obscured evidence of logic or cognitive maturation, who fled in droves to the objects of their affection  like it was crack cocaine for kids. And it is. I’ve been afflicted.

edwardcullen8I’ve finally seen the “light” in Twilight and I’m even kind of ashamed for being so adamantly against it in the first place. And now, it’s an addiction. And by “it” I mean Edward. There’s  just something so magnetically appealing, something that elicits compulsive urges in me to Google his pictures and watch clips of him on Youtube and even to rewind certain parts of the movie. My favorite scene is when he ricochet’s the apple off his foot and it lands squarely in his palms. And then he smiles. Or when he first introduces himself to Bella, apologizes for their initial mishap, and then smiles. Or that part where he peers into the microscope in biology class, says a few nonsensical sentences and then, smiles. Or the iconic cafeteria scene where he walks in, slow-mo, and what do ya know? He flashes that euphoric smile and it’s like suddenly all the doves in the universe have been released into the vast, majestic sky to flutter about in search of their own cosmic bliss. Sigh…

Just hearing myself say these things makes me squirm with disbelief – this is not me? This can’t be. I sound just like those teeny-boppers I so often berate, and that makes my soul shrivel up in shame.  I thought I was done with these youthful infatuations, thought I left them behind in the 8th grade with all my Taylor Hanson posters. Apparently this is not the case.

Apparently I’m just one of them – underneath the stoic façade I’m just a deranged fanatic who swoons over vampires and inaccessible lads. Is there a cure for this Cullen/Pattinson obsession? For the sake of my life’s goals, I hope the answer is yes. I can’t stay this girl forever. Sooner or later, I’ll have to forsake these inclinations and grow up for good.

I’ll have to admonish that part of me who finds fun in such useless time-wasters as Youtube-ing the  “Edward Cullen Smile Tribute” (favorited!)

Sooner or later, yes.

Preferably later, as in after New Moon!